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Chocolate, Anyone?
by Mary E Lacey Desertrat → (All Poetry by Mary E Lacey Desertrat)
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A true April Fool's joke


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                             A  busy office, oblivious to the date,
                  we forgot the day of the year
                When jokes are made.  The first day of April, and
                     what  fools we were, to forget the prankster
                                  with jokes always came.

His wife loved to bake, and always made us
brownies, candy, and cakes.  A fantastic
cook, we always knew something good
would come when Mike bought in a plate

He brought in a plate of his wife’s wonderful
wares.  They were always so delicious, but
he should have put a sign up “Beware!”
 We started to eat, but this had to go.   The
chocolate candy was Styrofoam!

A disgusting thing to have, but a good
April  fool  joke.  He said “got you”
But the joke was on him when one person said,
“This is delicious!" and ate two.

Mary Lacey
2010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Chocolate, Anyone?"
Reviewed by baz busbe
Reviewed on April 17, 2011
How funny, Hope the person who ate two wasn't sick. God bless. Baz

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 2, 2011
Enjoyed.......M

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on March 2, 2011
ROFLOL way to go
hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on December 6, 2010
You just gave me an idea!

Axilea

Reviewed by Laurel Lamperd
Reviewed on November 26, 2010
Great poem, Mary, but I'm glad that I don't have friends like Mike. Cheers. Laurel

Reviewed on November 26, 2010
lol oh my gawsh...thats funny
reminds me when this man came home late
and his wife decided to put his chicken dinner
(uncooked) back into the fridge...he came home
at 3 a/m and ate his chicken dinner...raw!!

beware indeed!
Happy Days & Laugh Everyday!
Vickie

Reviewed by Dark Knight (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
very enjoyable

Reviewed by Darkest Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2010
You're so crazy! That is a funny piece of work and so foolish...I suppose people left Mike's food alone, for a while, after that. Haha! Thanks for sharing this.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
A delightful sharing, Mary! Thank you for the smiles. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Donna Chandler
Reviewed on April 4, 2010
Too Cute! A perfect April Fools prank. I enjoy poetry about real life and will be back to read more of you.

Be well, Donna

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
Cute. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
thew! -- what a horrible taste, Styrofoam -- a practical joker alright -- good story Mary -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
The title caught my eye and the poem was a delight to my taste buds as a chocaholic hoping it was the real thing.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
LOL Love it, and my sister in law once did that to me with an angel food cake (which she knew was my favorite) made out of foam for my birthday...and to make matters worst she brought it up and put it in the fridge three days before to make me really want it when the time came.
Fee

Reviewed on April 1, 2010
Hahaha!! LOL! That was funny!! :o)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
funny

Reviewed by Swan Son
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
Definitely a good one .... and I really like the "twist" at the end where someone ate two! Susan

Reviewed on April 1, 2010
Why I don't like April Fool's Day. Still, a funny write; well done, Mary! And that ain't NO April Fool! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D LOL

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
Cute one Mary.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Terry Robertson
Reviewed on April 1, 2010
Now this is too funny and sounds like it really happened. Well done!


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