its been said that I'm insane
  just coz I play my computer game

  fingers race across new keyboard
  eyes flicker to see what's scored
  ignore that damned phone
  can't they just leave me alone

  its been said that I'm insane
  just coz my tea's gone cold again

  when you're covered in blood
  food and drink are no good
  no matter it's virtual stuff
  its still important enough

  its been said that I'm insane
  just coz I've forgotten my name

  I know who it is I really am
  I'm 'The White Wizard of Sham'
  killing off ever evil louse
  just by clicking my little mouse

  its been said that I'm insane
  just coz my legs are now lame

  simple, I'll use my hover car
  if ever I have to walk too far
  never leave this darkened room
  or the violent world of Doom

  its been said that I'm insane
  just coz from language I refrain

  words can't describe the thrill
  when a baddie I savagely kill
  or explain my ecstatic mind
  when treasure I eventually find

  its been said that I'm insane
  just coz I play my computer game