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Two quick works
An Epigram? 'I am not illiterate, whatever that means!' * * * * * * * Vanity I'm not what you would call vain but I wish all the same my hair would kindly let me know if it's going grey, or simply going to go.

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Reviewed by Dani

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

Ooops....I meant poems...:)

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

LOL! Great poem David....you've done a great job with this one... Thanks, Dani

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

or on the other hand, ignorance is bliss!
anyway young man,whatever happens to your barnet fair, your poetry will still be entertaining.

Reviewed by nevine Al Seidi (Reader)

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

"simply going to go" sounds better...LOL!
Humorous? YES!

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

Thanks for the chuckle! Jackie <> <

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 22, 2003

hehehehe...gray/grey/bold/old!!!!!!

Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Nia Rose

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

great piece!

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

Both are gems. Thanks.

Reviewed by Linda Hill

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

<smilesss>
Loved this little gem
my friend.

~~Linda~~

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

LOL love it!

Reviewed by Arthur Autha (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

Very funny, and also very true. I feel your pain!

Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2003

Haha, thanks for the laugh.. :) I loved this.
Cheers,
~Kari~

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