The laundry hampster found a new toy,
one that is fun and that it enjoys.
Trouble is brewing, and that you can bet,
for the laundry hampster is on the internet.

It was looking around through your notes,
and found the place your passwords were wrote.
It got on the computer and began to play,
on the internet while you were away.

It typed in your password with a grin on its face,
as it explored the computer and internet place.
It gossiped about you while it was in chat,
with a cockroach and a field rat.

It changed the time on the computer clock,
Fixed the programs so that they would lock.
It had some fun ordering spam,
Found a virus that ate up the RAM.

It hid the floppy disks in with its loot,
and caused the computer to endlessly reboot.
It changed all the colors to orange and lime green,
and set up the home pages to the pop-up screens.

It had so much fun playing hampster games,
it found the programs and gave them new names.
Just before it went back to sleep,
it found the window files and hit delete.

So if you are on the computer and get an error,
you might have a furry cyber-terror.
Resting after mischief in a peaceful doze,
in the laundry under dirty clothes.