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It Says I’m Dead and Buried!
by Bonnie Lou May → (All Poetry by Bonnie Lou May)
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A little twitch here, a little twich there, wal la my crazy brain came up with this one...thanks to the picture above.


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It Says I’m Dead and Buried!
 
I stumbled upon a tombstone that gave me such a chill.
For it had my name on it in the cemetery on the hill.
It Even had my picture displayed with such devoted care.
Is this really me that’s dead, and am I really lying there?
 
I know I had some health problems and was sick in ‘99.
But I thought I got better ‘cause now I’m doin’ just fine.
Did they bury me alive, is that what they did to me?
If they did, I’ll haunt them throughout eternity.
 
It says I’m dead and buried even though I’m standing here.
What a shock to see this, I feel I should at least shed a tear.
This is what the tombstone says, so it must be true .
But I’m going to try to fake living by bluffing my way through.
 
Now you may think this is very funny like some kind of joke,
But how would you feel, if you didn’t know you croaked?
 
 
Written by,
Bonnie May

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "It Says I’m Dead and Buried!"
Reviewed by Linda Law
Reviewed on September 22, 2008
I had to laugh... but it wasn't really funny in a funny way either....wow... you do have a humorous way with words tho... even about something so....serious... hehe... guess that's why we connect don't we? hugs and hugs...and keep on living girl... lindalaw

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Bonnie,your poems are a treat to read :-).You will always be alive and well in your works.All the readers are bless to have a writer/poet like you in the Den who can put smiles on people's faces with your delightful sense of humor and gentle heart.Take care of yourself Bonnie.Much love and blessings

Edwin

Reviewed by Randy Camp
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
I'll look at the good.."YOU ARE A HOOT"...where you get the downloads?

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 21, 2008
Bonnie, for that I wrote to you "Man say NO, God said YES" that tombstone is not a premonition just a coincidence, I saw not so long ago a tombstone with the name George Bush and you know what? that same evening he was stuttering nonsense on TV as usual.
Long live to Bonnie!

Georg

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Bonnie,

At one time perhaps you thought you were going to die, thus the tombstone, maybe in a dream. Whatever it's about, the poem is still humourous, and gives us all a good laugh.

Mary

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Wow Bonnie, you are so scripted with thoughts of this tombstomb and I know you are living now and not dead nor ever was. How you come up with these verses is beyond me, but you are super with this one again here.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Damn, but you write pretty good for a corpse...ed

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Uhhhhhhh...if you're dead and gone, I'm writing to a ghost?!?? Think there was a boo-boo, or else there's ANOTHER Bonnie May. LOL Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Your sheet is slipping :0

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Thanks for the smiles, need 'em, Bonnie!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Valerie Roeske
Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Bonnie,
How Slendid, I bet you were in shock, Ha, Ha, that's a great write, Take care from beyond, Valerie

Reviewed on September 20, 2008
Thank you for the laughs
In Christs Love
Michelle~


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