I’m a Stud
I’m a Stud, Sam’s the name & the answer to every woman’s dream,
I can dance and make love like nothing you’ve ever seen.
But no other woman stands a chance for the Diva has my heart.
She sets me on fire like no other does even though she’s a tart.
Why can’t the Diva see she’s breakin my heart by ignoring me?
When I’ve given her a boat, trinkets, devotion and loyalty.
She takes my gifts like their merely cheap objects of my affection.
Heck, she even makes calls to my Mom to see if I use protection.
I don’t know why she bothers for I can’t touch her or feel.
Tried to once and she slapped my face when I checked to see if they were real.
Oh, my broken heart for she is now dating another rich ole goat.
But he’s nothing like me, not the stud I am, plus he’s a big joke.
I may have no teeth, but he has no nose and he freaks me totally out.
How can she fall in love with this guy when he doesn’t even have a snout.
I’m in love with one crazy lookin Diva but I’ll give her a little rope.
And maybe, just maybe the snoutless guy will soon choke or croak.
I’ll always be here my lovely torturing Diva, just waiting for your return.
You know you’re too getting older, so watch whose love you spurn.
My teeth are gone now so I can’t bite you anymore and I can’t see good, it’s true .
So it doesn’t matter when you come, it only matters that you soon do!
Written by,
Bonnie May
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Watch that man!
Made me smile, Bonnie!
Georg
Love and hugs
Edwin
Sandie Angel :o)
Yer a hoot. No, I didn't say coot. Put a smile on my snoot. And now out of here (or I'll feel the end of yer boot). LOL Well done, Bonnie!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Keep it coming. -gene.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D