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Oceans Are Wet
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Oceans Are Wet








  

                  

 

   Ocean waves appear quite small

   When you are standing on land

   Your feet on good old terra firma.

   But when you are on a boat

   Trying hard to stay afloat

   The waves look twice as big as Burma.

 

   The water that looks so blue

   So nice and oh so pretty

   In travel advertising brochures.

   Is really nasty and wet

   And not for a major bet

   Would I venture from these sandy shores.

      

   Raymond Morrow  

 

 

      

 

 

 

        

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 17, 2008
When on cruise with hubby Tom in 1998, we got up at sunrise, and went out on deck and watched those ocean waves. Was a thrilling experience and this write brought it all back to me, the experience of a lifetime which I will not have again, I'm sure of that.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 7, 2008
I love the ocean as well but I am aware of its power and unpredictability. Thank you, Raymond. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Oh this is good! Love the ocean, but keep my feet on the sand....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Ha, ha! "Big as Burma" - my Daddy can testify to that, having gone through a typhoon on a troop ship - and I can, too, had 30 foot swells on my cruise *burrrrrrrp* Still and all, I love the ocean. :) Well done, Raymond!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on March 5, 2008
Good enough to say twice! I like it very much. And you are so right.

be well and happy,
Kathy


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