It's not just the young that pass me by
but little old grannies that let out a sigh,
as they quickly step upon the gas.
I yell to myself as they give me the dust,
Slow down you fool, you're going too fast.
Just as I think she's way out of sight,
along comes a trooper melting the tar!
On a side road, I see them in pair,
he handcuffed the lady, she's now in his car.
Yippee, I shout, there's one off the road.
With my foot on the pedal, hard pressing the gas,
I shoot past a youngster and I heard as I passed,
SLOW DOWN YOU FOOL,
You're going to danged fast.