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Poem: The Strangest Dream
by Lena Kovadlo → (All Poetry by Lena Kovadlo)
Thursday, April 28, 2016    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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A funny poem about a dream...

The Strangest Dream
April 28, 2016

In bed, lost in the strangest dream
Things weren't quite as they seem
My honey morphed into a mouse
Leaving a cheese trail through the house
I felt a tickling in my toes
And then I felt it on my nose
I started laughing then saw ants
Crawling out of my shirt and pants
An in that instant in a fuss
Jumped out of bed, began to cuss
Hoping the ants would smell the cheese
And run away from me with ease
And then together right on cue
The ants all vanished from my view
I saw them running through the house
Collecting cheese, chasing the mouse
The alarm then rang and I awoke
But what I saw was not a joke
The ants were crawling all around
And then I heard a squeaking sound
I thought was coming from a mouse
Hidden somewhere in my house
But it turned out to be my honey
Passed out, snoring really funny
I started tickling his toes
And then I went and pinched his nose
He kept on snoring, didn't wake
I knew what waking him would take
Gave him a kiss and he woke up
And then my dream came to a stop

© 2016 by Lena Kovadlo. Use with permission only.

From my book Reflections of the Heart


 

 


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 Reviews of "Poem: The Strangest Dream"
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2016
Dreams can also come true!

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on May 4, 2016
Hilarious! I saw a mouse!!!!

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on May 1, 2016
Nice and funny,
the kiss did the trick,
not the toes and not the nose!
Thanks for sharing, Lena!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on April 30, 2016
4-30-2016

Smoken Funny Stuff- Huh!

TRASK...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 29, 2016
You had me laughing to your lilting lines. You certainly know what it takes to wake your honey up.

Ron

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on April 28, 2016
Lena~
Dreamscapes are so fun. Changing ever to a moment in
bizarre happenings. Great writing.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 28, 2016
That is quite delightful, Lena; dreams can be weird, that's for sure. I've had a few these past couple of nights. Sometimes, I don't remember my dreams for quite a few days... ...and then, they come back. I think you forgot a "d" in verse ten.

Regis

Reviewed on April 28, 2016
Such a sweet poem. Such a wild dream!!!

Love ya!

Jane


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