Non-Stop Shop (Katy W’s Challenge)

I’ve got Infomercial, Home Shopping blues

I bought The Chopper and ten pairs of shoes

I bought some knives that will outlast me

Some wrinkle remover and Ginger Tea

I’ve got One Day Diet and Tea Tree Oil

I’ve got a Vita-Mix and “special” grill foil

I bought the Living Will and the Real Estate scam

I bought Raspberry Butter and Kiwi Jam

I’ve got Miracle Clean coming out my A**

A cool golf club and Scent for catching Bass

I have the OvGlove to replace potholders

Hand-made Cards in Macramé Folders

I bought the Foreman Grill and Rotisserie too

The new Copper Cream and some Bikini Wax goo

I bought orthotics to help me stand with ease

And the Invisible Bra to lift-up and tease

I bought a stone made from St. Helen’s Ash

My credit cards are maxed and I’m out of cash

I bought a vacuum cleaner that needs no bag

And a gel to stop my under eye sag

I’ve tried to quit with the impulse buys

But then I saw a cream to reduce my thighs

I tossed my TV and thought “No Sweat”

But now I've found it all on the Internet

Sherry Gail Heim

May 15, 2005

Copyright © Sherry Gail Heim 2005