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One of Those (a Rock Against Racism)
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When they genetically engineered
the square potato for the stores,
exactly as I feared
they were mass-produced in scores,
stacked in small potato walls
next to cabbages and quince,
they were snubbed at tuber balls
and derided ever since.

We don't want your sort round here,
we don't like you, you are square!
We are sweetly like a sphere,
you are angular, so there!
We will send you far away,
we will shun you on the street.
You are cumbersome and grey
with square chins and kipper feet!

We are the master race
of potatoes which are round.
Wipe the grimace from your face!
We will send you to a pound!
We will pull and stretch your nose,
ping it back between your eyes,
for you are one of those -
get lost, scram, or you are fries!

© ~The Potato of Terror~ 16/12/1998

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 Reviews of "One of Those (a Rock Against Racism)"
Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
A chip off the old block eh?

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
I like the edge with which you write,
And point out the sorry sight
Of treating others very bad
And making them feel very sad
Because they're different...can't one see
We're all the fruit of one grand tree?

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on September 20, 2003
hee hee, this is great Tater.

JC xoxoxo

Reviewed by C.S. Snow (Reader)
Reviewed on September 20, 2003
This is.

Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2003
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, you NAUGHTY roundhead!

Richard Vallace


Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on July 2, 2002
can't help but think of yertle the turtle, by the esteemed Dr Suess. great work!
josie

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on July 2, 2002
Cute...

Reviewed by Alexander Shaumyan (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2002
This brings some painful potato memories of my own. :) Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2002
What a cute write.. but with a definate underlying meaning to give one cause to think about how it is we treat each other from day to day...

Love and Light
dreamweaver

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 1, 2002
luv square potatoes ;)

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2002
Enjoyed your take on racism--very creative!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2002
Do those sharp cornered spuds have a square price?


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