Major - prize winning old bore

Gathers two younger brothers

Napoleon and Squealer; build

Three houses - Straw, Sticks

Bricks; all formulated ideas.

Named Animal Farm 3-2-1

Dedicated to the Major's

Pipe-Dream; took out an

ARM from Mr. Wolf.

The economy goes south

The Three Pigs lose their

Jobs - Mr. Wolf comes to

Collect; Pigs up the creek.

Farm 1 - Straw; Mr. Wolf

Huffs and Puffs; blows the

House to smithereens, Pig

Vamooses to Farm 2.

Mr. Wolf in hot pursuit, but

First had to collect from

Little Red Riding Hood

Couldn't pay - ate her up.

Farm 2 - Sticks; Mr. Wolf

Huffs and Puffs; blows the

House to smithereens, Pigs

Vamoose to Farm 3.

Mr. Wolf in hot pusuit, but

First had to collect from the

Boy who cried wolf; couldn't

Was eaten, cried no more.

Farm 3 - Bricks; Mr. Wolf

Uses dynamite; blows the

House to smithereens, Pigs

Can't vamoose - what now?

Napoleon and Squealer make

A Deal with Mr. Loan Shark

Deliver Major on a silver plate

Fulfilled the ARM and a stomach.

'2008' RLS