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W.A.S.P.
by A Serviceable Villain → (All Poetry by A Serviceable Villain)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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'were attacked by the whole nest'

Went out Potter Wasp hunting with my pachyderm and gun To protect myself from getting stung, took my anti-venom, Ain't I smart . . . ! Hey W.A.S.P. Man, what did you kill? Nothing yet, I haven't worked up the nerve; I'm afraid I'll get hurt - deep in my back yard, yikes . . . ! All of a sudden, me and my pachyderm were caught with our trunks down; so Captain Orkin zapped the Potter Wasp between the eyes . . . ! The A.S.P.C.W. asked if to kill was a sin; but when I stood tall in the howdah, my mommy stuck her nose right in - Mom, you're embarrassing me . . . ! But Mr. Potter Wasp gave off a warning before he died; we were attacked by the whole nest - somebody please get me my Mercurochrome . . . ! '2008' RLS

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Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)

Reviewed on January 5, 2009

The mighty hunter!!
Did the little wasp give you an OUCHIE? LOL
I am still laughing and did anyone video this?
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Linda Hill

Reviewed on December 22, 2008

Lance,
Ouch! Around my area there seem to be more honeybees than wasps. Still they HURT all the same. TAKE CARE!

Blessings and hugggs,
~Linda

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

ok I am just off to bed...now if I start dreaming about wasps........lol :)

Reviewed by Linda Zebsokey

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

Hilarious mental picture. What's it rated???

All in fun,
Linda

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

Lance, I hope this is fiction,an interesting poem to enjoy,but oh boy! Having been stung by a wasp,it can be a bad experience...

Reviewed by John Coppolella

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

Hey, Lance, I mean Buffalo Bill,

"What did you kill...Zap! right between the eyes."

Great stuff, Lance. Reminding me of my pet wasps that have taken up residence between my outer and inner bedroom windows, and who return each Spring-time like clock work to bring new life to my view, until all of the new wasps have been born and then they all fly away again. Thanks for the memories! --- Rockie

BTW, Can't buy Mercurochrome in the USA anymore, know where I can get some? jrc

Reviewed by Bonnie May

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

OH WHAT A PERDICAMENT, caught with your pants down...I bet you didn't sit for a week...I pictured this whole scene and I don't mean to laugh Lance, but I can't help it. Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

Oh NO..caught with your trunks down...wish I was there to seee...lol!!

Thanks for the chuckle...I spit my coffee out...TSK!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 21, 2008

All of a sudden, me and my
pachyderm were caught with
our trunks down

That happened to me and my dog once, and it weren't no fun!

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