Queen for a day with needle and thread

Sewing by window; gets pricked and has

a child – lips red and hair ebony; names

her Snow What; queen frogs (croaks).

King takes a new vain wife – no mourning

period; the Queen ‘B’ has a mirror  mirror

on the wall; who’s the fairest of them all; it

better be me or all hell will break loose.

One day when Snow White was a teen

The ‘QB’ asks the mirror mirror who’s

fairest; it answers, “Compared to that

fox, you were beaten by an ugly stick!”

Seven years bad luck – tells her step

daughter to have a picnic in the woods

Hires a woodsman to do the tomahawk

chop; she leaves after he gets a piece of ass.

In the ‘can’t see the forest for the trees’

Snow What shacks up with seven horny

dwarfs; everyone is quite satisfied – each

morning they get off, then go to work.

They work in a mushroom cave; “Hi ho, hi ho”

as they greet the tart – stoned from eating

toadstools; “What’s fa’ suppa’?”  Snow What 

answers, “Dilatation and curatat, boys!”

Then one day the Queen ‘B’ shows up

dressed in rags – “Apples!  Get your juicy

apples while they last!”  “You can’t fool me

you old ‘QB’!”  Snow What and her seven

un-magnificent were onto her scheme.

They stand there very chagrined, with dark

eyes; grab the old hag – shove the poisoned

apple down her throat; were arrested and

taken to court; case thrown out.

Snow What played on the jury’s sympathy

Was now an orphan (her pa also died) with

seven mouths to feed – Moral: ‘The poisoned

apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.’

‘2009’ RLS