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Mother Nature Goofed
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Mother Nature just forgot
When it's winter -- When it's not.
It really seems along the way
Her January felt like May,
And February took the place
Of January's frigid pace.

So as a gift we ought to give
A calendar by which to live.
With no more winter days in spring
No more frigid anything.
Just give us fall days through the year
No more blizzards close to here.

Have her make the temperature
Warm and Cozy, that's for sure.
Have her forget those winter sports.
We'll exercise on tennis courts.

I won't miss the ice and snow
With temperatures fifteen below.
I won't miss the summer heat
With hot cement that burns my feet.
If she won't change, put her on trial
And quickly vote her off the isle.

THE END

(c) 2006, Henry L. Lefevre
 


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
I think Mother Nature is fed up with our blatant disregard for the planet and she's giving us a taste of what may come to pass. Nicely done, Henry. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on February 25, 2006
I'm with you. I don't miss the snow and stay inside when it too hot. This year has been really strange weather wise. Tornados in February, and snow in May. There is something to this Global Warming thing that seems to be "fooling with Mother Nature."

Loved the poem.

Bobbi

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
Crazy weather here too.
However, I do NOT miss the snow and ice.

Good work, Henry.

Reviewed on February 20, 2006
Henry <

I like cold weather, but not cold PLUS wind. I used to ski, so I'm kinda partial to winter sports...but you're right, I'd much rather go swimming on a hot summer day. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on February 20, 2006
Sounds like the weather here in Texas. We were warm for most of Dec. and all of January; then this week, the bottom fell out, and we have--ICE! In fact, I fell yesterday; landed right on my back with my arms (and my crutch) sticking straight up towards the sky. One minute I was up, the next--*BOOM* Flat on my back! Took me completely by surprise! LOL I am okay, though; I was stiff and sore, but I took a bath, and that took care of the worst of the pain. I even worked six hours today, and I am a little tired, but I feel great! :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
I'm keeping this gem! Beautiful work, Hank! Though I like all the seasons for different reasons;-)...

Eileen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
Ole mom Nature is going thru "the" change, so we get the ill effects from that change...Ed

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2006
I think Mother Nature is having a really BAD time of it with her period these days.


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