Help The Mouth of The South keep Buzz in jail
or
Help the poor Buzzard, with his jail break
If you are following, The Dueling Poets
Buzzard is in big trouble and he sure does know it
So how about some help for poor old Buzz
He will even take it from EDvard, southern couzz
The Great Canadian Buzzard is now in a southern jail
So won't you please help, to save old Buzzes tail
How about it ED, you always help the poor critters
Being in that jail cell, sure gives poor Buzz the jitters
We all know what side Lesa will be on
In the eyes of Lesa, The Mouth can do no wrong
If you want to help The Mouth, keep Buzzard in jail
Write your poem, then watch poor Buzz scream and wail
Help with a jail break, keep the buzzard free and soaring
The Mouth is the warden, she even gives Buzz heck for snoring
I suggest aisle 10 at hamilton house, hack sawblades. Patrick
Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2009
Oh my Dear Buz
Seems like Ur outlaw Buds
are planning a jail bust.
Looks like you will have to
be moved to a bigger cell to
accomadate your surprise
visitors. Hey hope they know
the say'n here in the deep south
Come to Florida on vacation
Leave on Probation. They
will have to bust you out
for as I explained Ur a foriegner
and not Mexican so you have no
rights here. Oh Well my Buz
Looks like we're just gonna have
to keep moving you from Jail to
Jail to elude ur Buds. Speaking
of Buds I hear Bubba looking for
ya... Keep ur back to the wall my
friend LMAO....
This was wonderful as always
My friend...
Hugs and Love U Bunches
D
Start gettin that gold ready; looks like old Brother Edvard wants to help ya, but we gotta wait until Jersey Devil Ed is much better, he's gotta fly us all out of there!
The ED's brothers have at the moment a lot on their plate with one of their members erratically flying with a busted engine, a burning tail and people thinking we write just the same crap...all the time!
We like buzzards, we love buzzards, we adore buzzards spiced and lying on lil'brother Jersey's Road-Kill-BBQ.
As for the Mouth...maybe a french kiss will do for that witch.
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We'll have to band together and slip the key into some bird seed. Gotta get out someway!:)
Blessings & Peace,
~Linda
Seems like Ur outlaw Buds
are planning a jail bust.
Looks like you will have to
be moved to a bigger cell to
accomadate your surprise
visitors. Hey hope they know
the say'n here in the deep south
Come to Florida on vacation
Leave on Probation. They
will have to bust you out
for as I explained Ur a foriegner
and not Mexican so you have no
rights here. Oh Well my Buz
Looks like we're just gonna have
to keep moving you from Jail to
Jail to elude ur Buds. Speaking
of Buds I hear Bubba looking for
ya... Keep ur back to the wall my
friend LMAO....
This was wonderful as always
My friend...
Hugs and Love U Bunches
D
Pee Wee Ed
We like buzzards, we love buzzards, we adore buzzards spiced and lying on lil'brother Jersey's Road-Kill-BBQ.
As for the Mouth...maybe a french kiss will do for that witch.
EDvard, southern Ole Cousin
Be always safe,
Karen
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS