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Canadian Big Birds In The Air
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The Dueling Poets Series

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 U.S. Said No!!
To The Release Of The Buzzard

 

 

 

Canadian Big Birds In The Air

 

Tres Amigos Eds maybe on their way
Although help for the Buzz, they will not say
The Mouth said NO!, to our citizens release
I hope this can end, somehow in peace


Our Canadian air force, out to show the flag
They are great, but I don't want to brag
Down to Florida to fulfill their task
Only one thing, that I want to ask
If trouble, should somehow start
Where does, EDvard park

 
Yes the Canadian big birds, are in the air
You do know, these birds will go anywhere
I'm not saying they are out for mass destruction
But free Our Buzzard! Or you better start ducking


That Mouth of the South, should look for cover
How full of it, our Canadian birds are, she'll soon discover
This first flyby is only a gentle warning, of things to come
Then again, they also were on a beer and burger run

 
 No food in that southern jail, so I've heard
We did a B and B drop, for our Great Canadian bird
It's bad enough she has him under false arrest
Warden also likes to starve him I guess


Hang in there Buzz, help is on the way

 

 

 This is a paid public announcement

Sponsored by
"Save Our Buzzard Foundation"  

 

 

 Hey!! you didn't think
That money really went to BBQ tickets did ya

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Canadian Big Birds In The Air"
Reviewed by Lesa Gay (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2009
Scoopy Doo you like to get in the middle of Convoys? ROTFL I knkow you know what I am talking about here.

Great write my friend.

Hugs,
Lesa

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 20, 2009
Be careful of all that big bird friendly fire.
I hear the grade on their aim doesn't pass.
The last thing you want on your burger and beer
Is a condiment from a Canadian goose's a**.

Reviewed on August 20, 2009
Well Donna at least I got beer and a burger
Don't forget I'm innocent, this was a humanitarian flight

Sorry if you got caught in the splash, heres a towel LOL
The Buzz

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 20, 2009
Oh My Dear Sweet Buz I do believe
You have threatened me... Oh not
a very smart move ....

Darlin Ive had two husbands so trust
me I know how to handle crap when its
dished out...LOL

I just wouldnt be talking all that
smack if I were you... I think it time
to give you a new cell mate
Hey Bubba ... Pack ur clothes
Ur moving... LMAO...

Darlin dont you know you never
poker with a woman especially
when ur using her deck of cards
in her house.....

Still Gotta Luv Ya...

Needless to say this totally
cracked me up ...

Hugs and Luv Ya
D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 20, 2009
If I didn't knew better I will have said Robin Williams or even Billy Crystal (not Mike Mayer, he even weirder for a Canadian)
A little bird told me that the Mouth is expecting and ready to ambush our Tres Amigos, well, maybe she's gonna get a proposition she can't refuse! ! !

EDvard, great mustached Ole Brother


Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 20, 2009
Too bad he's not still alive...I see the makings of a John Candy movie in the makings.

Cheers,
Dan


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