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Buzzard, Now Gator Bait

I did ask Warden to let me out
I don't see any bar's, anywhere about
It seems I'm to be lunch, for the gators three
This darn swamp, sure is no place for me

That Mouth, is no where to be found
Probably having coffee, way back in town
Well Buzzard feet, it's time for us to scoot
Before we're nothing, but gator poop

Hey warrrden!! ~ I hope your just funnin
Shiiit! ~ I'd better start runnin

You know it sure was funny
Warden thinking, I stashed money
Those tin cup bandits all over town
Sure did, let this bird down

If I had it, I'd give you the blasted money
Warrrden!!! This is soooo not funnnny!!

{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 8 / 2009
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Reviewed by Lesa Gay (Reader)

Reviewed on August 31, 2009

Nope Ray, not nearly swampy enough! You must be dreaming cause this looks like paradise compared to where you really are a sittin. Open your eyes Buzz cause this is only the beginning. You got bug repelant? No. Ohhhh too bad. I hear tell the insects are as hungry as the gators. ROTFL Really a cute write. Enjoyed much.

Hugs,
Lesa

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 31, 2009

I guess we ain't gettin our gold after all. Gosh Darn It. And you labeled those Ed Birds Wrong. Mr. Ed is also known as Pee Wee; Edvard and Jersey are the Big Bungling Bird Brains!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

Ku for a Lying Buzzard

He cheats and he lies,
a double crosser if ever was one,
road kill BBQ!!!

EDvard, nasty Ole Cuz

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

Buzz..one of my favorite all time songs. Great choice for your graphics and storyline. Buzzard scented gator poop. Now that's just not right. Patrick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

;-)

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

Looks like my Back Yard
Nice wet and swampy
Enjoyed your write Ray
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

GOOD WRITE...THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

LM*O, Ray! LOL This is too funny; ow, my sides! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)

Reviewed on August 30, 2009

Buz I dont think you have the right
place No horse would dare go where ur
at.... And Yes my tough hide friends
always come to my rescue and with inflation
being what it is the sure are hungry...
Looks like you are gator bait...
LOL

Sugar this was so cute. Really enjoyed
Hugs and Luv
Mouth

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