Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (poem) by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard } on AuthorsDen

Long Lost Canadian Cousin???
by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard } → (All Poetry by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard })
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The Buzzard tries to fool Georg by wearing his Halloween costume.
In a surprise visit to Georg's hillbilly summer home.

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Georg's Summer Home

Long Lost Canadian Cousin???

Here I am, at Georg's summer home
And not wearing any damn BBQ cologne
They did say he lived in the out back
Wow!! ~ nice shot, Georg does have a knack

He hit that thing on the fly at that
Two steps closer, would have got my hat
That poor fly, he never even stood a chance
Hope Georg doesn't jump out, doing the happy dance

Hey Georg, I'm out here, to visit your ranch
Hope that old fart is wearing some pants
He'll never recognize me in my costume
I'm not staying, even if he has a spare room

That barrel there, says moonshine
That could account for his state of mind
Hey Georg!! ~ you almost got me with that one
Should I stand very still, or is it time to run

I wonder if that Georg knows who I really am
OH!! I thought you were Mr. Mateos
I'm very sorry mam

That's what happens, when your afraid to look
You mistake Georg, for the darn cook
But for sure no fly is safe
That cooks aim is great

The Great Canadian Buzzard
© Copyright 9 / 2009
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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Reviewed on September 30, 2009

happy dance?...I like the happy dance...
moonshine....where is the hidden stock "yo ma" don't know about?
:)
Happy Dressin & Undressin
Vickie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 28, 2009

Ho, Ho! I hear old Brother Edvard likes to play 'dress up' at his summer home - ye best be very careful when round there, you roam!

PS: The Moonshine barrel is a decoy - he keeps the good stuff in that summer home basement!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

We ED brother are weaving a nice spider's web to catch dumb birds for the Swedish BBQ, no disguise will help, Jersey Devil Ed has a nose for anything that's air-mail-bounded.
A word of caution, don't ever get near that moonshine barrel cos it belongs to Ma and she's riding shotgun on it.
We had a hell of a night together The Mouth and I, she's no saying good things 'bout you!

EDvard Nosferatu Incubus

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on September 27, 2009

People are very protective of their "jugs". Patrick

Reviewed by E T Waldron

i know you're having fun Buzzard, but please be a bit nicer to Gerog, I told him i like you and he should invite you to his party. great fun poem;-) ,tiger lily

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Oh boy, can't wait until Georg reads this one...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

You are a hoot'n'a'holler, you know that, Buzzard?? Too cute; five stars!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D