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Mr. Georg E. Mateos
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Mr. Georg E. Mateos
Elder Of The Ed Brothers
Pride Of The Respected Poetry Community

 

 

 

 

Well here he is Mr. Mateos
A diamond in the rough, I suppose
The depth of his talent, no one knows
A true to life, one of a kind, poet as poets go

 

Georg writes humor and he writes about love
True talent, surely sent from the great one above
His wonderful poetry, you will find not like any other
Just give him a read, my words are true , you will discover

 

 

 

 

Your sis, Tiger Lily doesn't like to see us fight
She said Buzzard, some nice words to Georg please write


So I did this just for your sis
But Georg after the feather thing, I send you this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  In costume here I stand
Georg was this part of your plan
Notice your friends have me plucked bare
They used my feathers for quills, to write you there

So now with halloween thoughts in the air
Georg I will for sure, still see you there
Winter will soon be on the mind
I will have a cold behind 
 

 

Sorry Tiger Lily but Georg started it

 
 

The Great Canadian Buzzard
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 Reviews of "Mr. Georg E. Mateos"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 15, 2009
I can spare your cold behind some not so well used Depends to help keep it warmer...what a great and nice thing to do for the old fart Edvark...;-) ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 5, 2009
I read it and when to my library (what you will expect? no one ever sucks up to me, and even a Buzzard's suck counts)
I am honored to have been the object of a tribute (from a Bald Eagle would have been better than a BBQ bird, but what the hell, beggars can't be choosers! LOL)
For a man claiming so hard of not being a poet your camouflage is faulty you can't disguise away class, and you have plenty of it.
My hat Sir is off.

EDvard, yer Ole Cuz


Reviewed on October 5, 2009
He is a wonderful poet. I think we should give the buzzard a pardon long enough for the Halloween Ball, we'll need scavengers to clean up all the corpses! Love your humor Ray. Always fun to ready your Buzzard poetry.

Reviewed on October 4, 2009
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tells me I have to be on the look out for Tiger Lily
I should question her intentions, after all she is an Ed
You can see on this write I don't have eyes in my butt
Although it may be an ASS et
The Buzzard

Reviewed on October 2, 2009
careful there Buzzard....it is cold here in Indiana & your bare hieny might get chapped in more ways than one...you probably don't know I have 3 boys (English Springer Spaniels) & I have a 7 ft. long leather buggy whip that reaches to crack some arse for obenience training...and maybe just to get this halloween bash rockin too :)
(innocent grin)

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2009
Oh my heavens....woww ...your good real good sweet man...sorry I have been so busy with so many sick kids etc. I haven't much time to comment these days ..I certainly hope YOU understand..great writing...keep smiling Hugss...nice ASS...Giggles....

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 30, 2009
Nice wiggle for a buzzard. However an extended exposed moon begs for lunar insertion. Just remember, your roastee is an accomplished sculptor. Patrick

Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2009
What can I say? It put a smile on my dial. Good one! Cheers, Liz

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 30, 2009
Buzzy,i give you credit for trying,and i hope my bro Edvard will too,even though you mooned him, he likes the moon;-) as for my brother pee weeeeeeeeeee,forgive him for calling me trickster, he's just a bit jealous that Ma likes me best,cause i get along with everyone,and have more friends than he does...

Reviewed on September 30, 2009
Laughing too hard to comment, except for: You know he's gonna get you for this. LOL!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on September 30, 2009
Delightful write, my feathered friend; always a treasure waiting to be discovered when I read your poetry! Very well penned; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

And a most worthy tribute to one of my favorites here at the den! (You are quickly beoming one of my favorites, too! :D )

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 30, 2009
Ho, Ho, Ho! Couldn't get an invite to his Bloody Howloweeny Bash, so now you try the 'Suck Up' Technique!!! (Although I agree with you, I don't need to suck up, he's my Ed brother!) But I think that Gold you had promised him would work much better.

PS: I keep tellin ya to watch out for the Trickster in our family, Tiger Lily Ed - she makes a mean Buzzard Stew!!


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