If you are following the series, Buzzard has been trying to get out of the Mouths Southern jail to go to Georg's Halloween party
In Donna's last write she dragged poor Buzz back to jail
The duel continues
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The Escape ~ Part One Of Two
Being In Jail Is Really The Sh*ts
Lyric Re-Write
Please release me, let me go
For being in this cell, really blows
Oh the Mouth she's warden, in this hell
What's in store for me, she'll never ever tell
So please release me, let me go
For being in this place, really blows
It's time to get me out of, this damn cell
And yes, away from, Mr. Bubba man as well
Oh halloween it's coming, yes oh so quickly
Getting out in time, could be somewhat tricky
That Mouth, she sure lives up to her great name
Still I tell you, I the buzzard, have been framed
So please oh please, release me and let me go
For being in this place, yes really blows
It's time to get me out of, this damn cell
And yes away from, Mr. Bubba man as well
Oh yes away from, Mr. Bubba man as well
Buzzard Files An Appeal
Here I sit, in my cell
The place I now call, southern hell
The walls they are gray, the bars are cold
There's no food and this place smells like mold
My only true friend, the rat is now gone
The Mouth released him and that's just wrong
But before he left, I slipped him a note
I swear this is true and not a joke
The rat he ran, to a much higher court
To file an appeal, with the buzzard board
For the rats success, well I can only hope
That the appeal board, is not them southern folk
Cute write, Buzzard; you rule the AD roost! Well done; love the graphics and music!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
You sorry bag of feathers all I hear is Poor Poor Pitiful me out of you. Ur stir'n a pot Im not sure your gonna like the aroma of. Just remember there are two sides to every story and everybody has heard your Wa Wa I understand Bubba been a bit quiet lately and made a special request for pen a paper to be delivered to yalls cell... Oh my feathered friend be afwaid berry berry afwaid...LOL
Ray great write and I compliment you on the lyrics rewrite.
Now George what gave you hoodlums the idea that the Buzzard has any gold. Heck he is after my gold pen.
Mr. Ed the Buzzard is in the deep deep deep deep deep deep South.
and still up to no good... The Boy just dont learn.
Very funny but I hate to burst your bubble. I gave the rat a special "stuffed tomato" last night after he ate a couple of them on my counter Monday night that were destined for my pizza creation. NEVER get in the way of my pizza toppings. Best be negotiating with EDv. Patrick
oh sweet buzzard feathers...would you like to retreat to another dungeon?
I know a tumultuous place where there are no bars & your feathers might not get too ruffled
Or too plucked ….
(don't worry about these shackle wristlets I dangle in my hands)
With the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations
Dear Buzzard, better you get hold of that gold you promises brothers ED for springing you out of there, because I have had a wonderful libidinous, unmoral, a Tch Tch night with Thah Mouth (I don't kiss and tell) but I got the keys to your cage, so...start showing our blink blink or that key goes back to the voluptuose broad!
EDvard, yer almost Ole Cuz
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Really great plea my feathered friend and the rewrite great!
But I think that as our dear sweet mouth has told you, you best be berry, berry, afraid!
Hugs,
Lesa
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Ray great write and I compliment you on the lyrics rewrite.
Now George what gave you hoodlums the idea that the Buzzard has any gold. Heck he is after my gold pen.
Mr. Ed the Buzzard is in the deep deep deep deep deep deep South.
and still up to no good... The Boy just dont learn.
Way to go Patrick LOL
Hugs and Love to you all
D aka The Mouth
PS: You best Double that Gold old Edvard wants to get you out of both places!!
I know a tumultuous place where there are no bars & your feathers might not get too ruffled
Or too plucked ….
(don't worry about these shackle wristlets I dangle in my hands)
With the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations
EDvard, yer almost Ole Cuz