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STUCK WAY BACK WHEN
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
Tuesday, September 5, 2017    Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Growing old is really a matter of, your as young as you feel. At least until you hit reminders.


Poem Artwork

Reality hits me

every now and then

hate looking in mirrors

makes me shudder,

inside I think

I feel as I always have

yet outside I have changed

don't recognise this man.

Whats wrong with him I ask

why is his hair turning white

why is he making out

he is me?

Look he is wearing my suit

my favourite necktie

he even has

blue eyes.

I try to think

maybe I've been hacked

identity theft

my wife just laughs,

no one believes me

think I'm a fool

someones knicked my body

I tell them all.

Then it hits me

I've been ripped off

I'll sort this out

have a word with God.

So I tell him the problem

he replies with grace

'Three score years and ten.'

that wiped the smile off my face.

I scratch my head

deep in thought

supposed to stimulate the brain

but scratches where I am bald,

I guess I'm a loser

stuck way back when

hopefully those days

will return again.


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 Reviews of "STUCK WAY BACK WHEN"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 6, 2017
The high point was where you wrote you were, "still making out!"

I guess we are all losers in the end. It is just learning how to go out gracefully so that we don't make a fool of ourselves that's important. I'm going to make out as long as I can!

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on September 6, 2017
The older I get, the better I used to be.

Reviewed by Susan O'Reilly
Reviewed on September 6, 2017
nice one enjoyed

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 5, 2017
I also feel the same inside as I always have. The same shy girl who wants people to like her, the same girl with identical hopes and dreams. God's running joke he delights in playing on us.


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