We've checked everything
you seem about okay
This is your chart
See those wavy lines?
They tell us all about you
Everything's almost normal
Mostly? Well yes
apart from this line here
an occasional brief departure
from the norm ...
Nothing serious really
as long as you don't overdo it
It's what we call a slight murmur
If you're careful
to avoid stress situations
don't get into any arguments
or physically exert yourself
more than necessary
You could live with it
for quite a long time
Maybe even longer
if you didn't ...
aa ... aaAA... arrggGGGGHHHHH!
know about it
Made me laugh at the end. The title immediately had me humming the tune to, "I Need to Know." Until I read and realized that it was something that doctors have said to me all my life about my heart murmur that has turned out to be "a lot of ado about nothing."
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
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