I Lost My Cheese Somewhere...

== Dedicated to that little book they give you right before you get the boot ==

Someone took my cheese
Just after my boss gave me a small thin book
I was running thinking everything was all right,
Until I was informed that someone ate my cheese.

Then I was told I should have been looking for new cheese.
Before someone had all eaten the old.
Then I was told I should have moved with my cheese.
But how can I follow something I didn’t see?

My cheese could have gone bad, or so I was told
It turns all moldy and green.
I wish I would have smelled this cheese.
The cheese I didn’t know I need.

I didn’t even know that I had cheese
I didn’t know I needed the stuff.
But I have found that as soon as someone tells you that you need cheese.
That’s when they take it away from you.