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Golf at its worst
by William E Munsell → (All Poetry by William E Munsell)
Monday, October 22, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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 Golf at  it's worst

The duffer gave the ball an awful whack

knocked it all the way to heck and back

that was when it chanced to lie

in a freshly dropped cow pie.’


His score was bad that is no joke

he couldn't afford an extra stroke

he decided he had to play it there

and the ball took flight on a “Swing and a Prayer”


Bill Munsell 2018

 


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 Reviews of "Golf at its worst"
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on December 12, 2020
now you got my attention-- as a young lad I used to go barefoot to bring in the cows for milking and always used a fresh drop to warm my feet-- it works great for that and i'm sure its a cure for athletes foot - gotta be right?

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on November 6, 2019
Sounds like when I used to play with my buds in the US Air Force.
To keep things moving, we made up a game called "Seven-up"you see.
After 7 strokes, we pick the ball up and venture on!
Some never bothered to pick the ball out of the cow pie, like me!
Too funny!
JMD

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on October 23, 2018
In a cow pie? What pasture were you playing on?


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