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Limericks
by Cynthia L. Castle → (All Poetry by Cynthia L. Castle)
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Limericks
(Just thought I'd share a little lite humor! ...Hope you enjoy!)
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Goodbye Goat

Little Johnny had a pet baby goat,
He took him out for a ride on his boat,
The boat capsized,
He was surprised,
To discover that the goat could not float!



Pie ‘N the Eye

My sister ate my piece of pie,
Soon she began to scream and cry
I think that maybe,
She’s a big baby,
All I did was poke her in the eye!



True Love

I know you love me with all your heart,
And you say that we will never part,
My answer to your quest,
Will I stay with you …Yes!
I can even endure your awful fart!



Colorful

There are many colors, it is true ,
Bright ones like Yellow, Orange, Green and Blue,
Red stands for love,
White’s like a dove,
And Brown is the color of poo!



Copyright© 2004 Cynthia Castle
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 Reviews of "Limericks "
Reviewed on February 1, 2005
Cynthia,

Very, very humorous - delightful read ... well-done!!


Best wishes,

Robert

Reviewed by Joshua Miller (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2005
Those are hysterical!

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on December 15, 2004
LOL You are too good. You always bring me a smile and the picture is adorable and so fitting. Thank You I needed these chuckles desperatly. : ) THANK YOU!!! Bunches!
You take care & take YOU TIME!! Everyday.
Be safe. God Bless You and Your family
Merry Christmas
Tracey

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Love all the humour here, nice whimsy writes.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
they are all winners........you have me smiling!!!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
These are great. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Thanks for the smile!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Great verses

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
hahaha Cynthia you have me laughing out loud!;-) Like your sense of humor!...Eileen

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
LOL. Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it!
And yes, it's true love with you can endure his expansion of gases. ;-)

Nordette

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
these are cool ... enjoyed ;)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
You have been around Tom too much, now your writing about poo, but that was the best in my book, wonder why? LOL! Ed

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Cynthia, you’re a real pip!… lol. I like the second one the best, it’s probably because I resemble it… lol. Thanks for sharing the laughs. They were a pleasure to read. Very funny Honey.

I love you,
Tom

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on December 12, 2004
AH, Cynthia..great humor you are sharing with us! I enjoyed them!

Lisa

Reviewed on December 12, 2004
Beautiful work in poetic essence, body and fluency.

Thank You for posting "Limericks".

Healthy Day, Poet!


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU


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