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Limericks
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Limericks The Queen Oh, I am the Queen of my Castle, I really don�t want any hassle, So listen to me Dear, If you want to stay here, Or I�ll put my foot up your asshole! Oh My! There was a young fellow named Rick He had a very big � uh � �stick� He started to stroke her, Decided to poke her, Then discovered she wasn�t a chick! Ohhh Baby! Your Love gives me such Pleasure and Joy! Oh, How I Love My Sweet Baby Boy! Ohhh You set me on fire, As you quench my desire, Now, I no longer need the old sex toy! Wedding Bliss Throughout the town, the Chapel Bells rang In the church, the Wedding March they sang, And as they were wed, He thought of their bed, He can�t wait for their wedding night Bang! Copyright � 2004 Cynthia Castle All Rights Reserved

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Reviewed by Cynthia Castle

Reviewed on March 18, 2005

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 3/4/2005

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Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on March 3, 2005

Cynthia, although all four of these (adult) limericks had me rolling on the floor as you well know, but I believe the third one is over the top� lol. I�ve said it many times before that you have a very unique gift for writing, and these reconfirm that statement. They are a delight to read, and knowing your wonderful sense of humor like I do, really allows me to fully understand the awesome dynamics of your poetic abilities. You�re a great lady and wonderful partner, I just hope your foot doesn�t get stuck� lol. Thanks for sharing these terrific limericks.

I love you,
Tom

Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Reviewed on March 1, 2005

Cynthia,

Cleverly conceived and extra-well-done limericks; very humorous indeed!!

Best wishes,

Robert

Reviewed by Handsum Hart

Reviewed on February 28, 2005

excellent work!!

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on February 28, 2005

Cynthia, it's always good to see a friend! And you've brought your sense of humor with ya!!
Enjoyed them..Thanks for the smiles this morning!

Lisa

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 28, 2005

Oh, How I Love My Sweet Baby Boy!

Now, I no longer need the old sex toy!

Hahahahahaha...you are one funny lady!!

I never had a toy....this is my number $%.$^&!*! snailmail

and parafin...makes me grin!!

(*'.;.'*)

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on February 27, 2005

cute...very cute write....BHUWAN!!!!!

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on February 27, 2005

Lol... Nicely done.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on February 27, 2005

Funny and could not have happened to a nicer guy the one with the big stick. Don't they all think that?

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