Dedicated to "Dirty Dee", with apologies to AC/DC.

Message Number Nineteen
On my answering machine
She's the nuttiest woman
that I've ever seen
Peekin' through my blinds
to see what she can find
Should've known right away
That she was out of her mind
Had her put in jail
But she still sent mail
Thought it was done
But now she's out on bail!

All my windows are breakin',
My bodyguard's shakin',
Wish I was mistaken,
Or you were fakin' it
But YOU
Stalked me all night long!
Yeah YOU
Stalked me all night long!

Workin' double time
On the obsession line
Hope she's one of a kind
'Cause she's not that fine!
Well no applause
For this lost cause,
I could send her overseas
But she'd come back for more
I tried to go underground
So I couldn't be found
Then the very next thing
I heard my cell-phone ring

All my windows are breakin',
My bodyguard's shakin',
Wish I was mistaken,
Or you were fakin' it
But YOU
Stalked me All Night Long!
Yeah YOU
STALKED ME ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

--KK