A can't-miss Hollywood pitch session. Use it yourself, I don't care!
OKAY...
How 'bout this:
There's a retired cop
(Cynical but good-hearted)
Whose wife and kids
Are killed by...
Ummmmmmmmmmmm...
Let me think...
Drug Dealers.
So the Cop unretires
And teams up with...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Let me think...
A beautiful but cynical FEMALE cop.
And a streetsmart wisecracking Black informant
Who knows Karate.
And they track down the Drug Dealers
Who ALSO know Karate
To their...
Ummmmmmm...
Let me think...
Lavishly equipped South American Fortress
And Blow it up
And Kick their Asses.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer