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Utter Nonsense
by . Crystalwizard → (All Poetry by . Crystalwizard)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Feeling silly

Fifteen sheep and a big fat rat
All ran away from a small skinny cat

They jumped over logs
They jumped over trees
They tripped over hogs
They skinned up their knees.

A silly old mouse
with his nose in the air
bit into a fig
and a peach and a pear

Nine turtles went crawling
Across the back lawn
A pengin, a duck,
A chick and a fawn

All stood 'round and hollared
And loud they did sing.
While little miss Mary
Her toys she did fling.

Too bad it all ended
We had quite a blast
The day that Miss Elrond
Brought Brownies to class!
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 Reviews of "Utter Nonsense"
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 5, 2008
Gorgeous! Can I be there for the next treat? Love this.
John
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 4, 2008
Invitingly imaginative, perhaps Miss Elrond should bring brownies to class more often, real cute...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Glenda Bixler
Reviewed on September 4, 2008
Ha! I loved this...it just might lead me to share one of my silly ditties!

Thoroughly enjoyable!
Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)
Reviewed on September 4, 2008
I really enjoyed this! Delightful for Kindergarten and/or first grade story-telling, but with broad-range appeal to anyone with a little 'child' left in their heart... What fun it would be to illustrate the images you've provided!
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 4, 2008
good one
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