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Utter Nonsense
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Feeling silly
Fifteen sheep and a big fat rat All ran away from a small skinny cat They jumped over logs They jumped over trees They tripped over hogs They skinned up their knees. A silly old mouse with his nose in the air bit into a fig and a peach and a pear Nine turtles went crawling Across the back lawn A pengin, a duck, A chick and a fawn All stood 'round and hollared And loud they did sing. While little miss Mary Her toys she did fling. Too bad it all ended We had quite a blast The day that Miss Elrond Brought Brownies to class!

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Reviews of "Utter Nonsense"

Reviewed by John Flanagan

Reviewed on September 5, 2008

Gorgeous! Can I be there for the next treat? Love this.
John

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on September 4, 2008

Invitingly imaginative, perhaps Miss Elrond should bring brownies to class more often, real cute...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Glenda Bixler

Reviewed on September 4, 2008

Ha! I loved this...it just might lead me to share one of my silly ditties!

Thoroughly enjoyable!

Reviewed by Gianetta Ellis (Reader)

Reviewed on September 4, 2008

I really enjoyed this! Delightful for Kindergarten and/or first grade story-telling, but with broad-range appeal to anyone with a little 'child' left in their heart... What fun it would be to illustrate the images you've provided!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on September 4, 2008

good one

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