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Reading labels is a must...

While showering she reached For the shampoo She grabbed the Nair instead While making waffles She reached for the Pam But grabbed the Endust Or so she said Without her glasses on She squeezed the toothpaste It smelled a lot like Antibacterial cream She really must read the label Or wake up from this Nightmarish dream

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Reviews of "Read the label"

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on February 4, 2008

Oh damn, and here I wanted to see a picture of you with no hair...;) e

Reviewed by Axilea MU

Reviewed on February 3, 2008

Well, I admit this is not just fiction... It happened to me already! :-o

Nightmarish-ly realistic! ;-)

axilea

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on February 3, 2008

Hee, hee, I thought I was putting some
orgel in me mouth for a tooth ach and it was
some itch cn cream. Yukeeee..
Loves your work
I put my glasses on and read it
with love
Ron

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on February 3, 2008

*Laffin' too hard to review; too funny! LOL*

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson

Reviewed on February 3, 2008

Cute one. Enjoyed it.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 3, 2008

Laughing too hard to review--glad I read the warning, here--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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