Ear mites, (poem) by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER on AuthorsDen

Ear mites,
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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Now I don't know if ever you had them, but this what happens when you get to friendly with little critters,
Ear Mites, Them that bites, Turned all my hearing, To the thoughts of murder, I am a fearing, Mass murder so to speak, Mass extinction do I seek, It’s those mighty mites or me, Both of us, it just can’t be, With my fingers I have tried, Into the openings I’ve pried, But my hearing is too deep, I feel hear them gnawing in my sleep, It’s hard on me, the feeling kind, But now they’ve gnawed into my mind, With constant glee they’re biting, I cannot reach where they are hiding, I do believe they wish my end, They’re driving me around the bend, Come on, I hear them say, Together all, we will that giant slay, Like army ants, their on the march, In the inner ear, my deepest arch, I hear their sergeant yelling loud, Use your stingers, all about, And God my God, they are a biting, Within the deepest cracks they’re hiding, A thousand bites times ten I’m sure, Every second I endure, This is war I thought, and bought a gun, I’ll get them bastard Hun, They’ll all go with a well aimed bang, And sure enough, he’s sleeping well, very deep sleep, I’m afraid I’ll have to bury him tomorrow, Grace, Oh, I am just foolin, it was only a trial run, we’ll shoot him again tomorrow ha.©01/03/2013

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on December 19, 2016

This is sad an hilarious at the same time.
Be careful with your aim, my friend,
Or you could wind up as a Mime.

Merry Christmas,

Walt

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 3, 2013

I would not wish those on anyone, Jasmin. Thank you for sharing the humour. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 2, 2013

This was funny to a point. I kept thinking about actually having them and enduring them. I have been fortunate to have avoided head lice, crabs, ear mites, ringworm, and all the other itchy bitey things except mosquitoes, deer flies and horseflies.

Not a laughing matter.

A friend's brother discovered a cockroach in his ear. Now that was funny.

Ron

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Oh this was quite funny what a great
visual you gave me of your dilemma!
Truly laughing long and hard here...
Take John Flanagan's advise and get that cream!

Hugs

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

a cool one my friend
budd

Reviewed by John Flanagan

betasone cream, a little on the tip of
a cotton swab, gets rid of the little blighters;
i hear you loud and clear here, Jasmin, loud
and clear...love the final stanza!

john

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on March 1, 2013

Poetic humor expressed well.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Fortunately ear mites,
Only have to do with ears,
And not your sight,
Otherwise you will be scratching your own eyes out,
Rather than shooting that nasty Kraut...;-) e