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The Noises at the Table
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A fun poem, inspired when I listened to my three Grandchildren at the dinner table.
Noises at the Table Slipping and slurping crunching and munching no one notices at all. the soup barely touches the lip for a dainty little sip no one notices at all. add a loud crunch as the toast you munch no one notices at all. Slurping your soup at lunch do that a whole bunch no one notices at all. Not forgetting sounds from the nose a little sniff - like smelling a rose no one notices at all. Now a snuff, a burp and a snort unforgivable by all this is the last resort now your noticed by all. Susan Whalen . 2006

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Reviewed by Mariann Klimczuk

Reviewed on April 6, 2009

Thanks, for sharing. A enjoyable write.

Mariann

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on April 7, 2008

S.K.,

Funny how the innocence gets out of hand so quickly. I have 9 grandchildren who come over for lunch every Saturday. Trust me, you haven't heard foreign noises until you've heard this crew.(lol) God Bless Em. Boy, have times changed. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on April 6, 2008

Cute pen,enjoyed..stay safe and well dear lady..Hugs

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