Little Rattlesnake tell truth and How!

Me, pissed off Little Rattlesnake, gonna shed her skin!
Rattlesnake not my name, so back up truck and start again!
My father Chief Somebeach named me Wild Woman, I was his second child,
Sissy Flame Hair came first, but I had class and style!
Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! what is all the damn fuss about Flame Hair?
I have motion in my ocean, when I walks by braves stop and stare!
A Pissed off Sioux renamed me Little Rattlesnake,
Cause he couldn't keep up with my shimmy shake!
I told him ifen Ya wants the real deal, don't move!
Cause Ya jest can't keep up when I hit my groove!
He bitched and moaned till I went to the riverbank fur some Mandrake,
That got his ole Faithful to rise, in a rock hard state!
His loincloth was always a stickin out,
He had a heap big totem pole, big and stout!
Then my Sissy Flame Hair, made the scene,
Nothang suited her, the dad burn, Drama Queen!
Ole Faithful moved Hot Lips in our TeePee,
Of course it tweren't Okie Dokie with me!
We was three under a bearskin, with Ole Faithful in the middle,
Oh Hell No! Wild Woman don't play second fiddle!
Sissy, bein greedy, wanted me to get no whompum,
She always took a hold of Ole Faithful and then humpum.
Thar always seemed to be an ass in my face!
Jest a wigglin and stickin up, it was a damn disgrace!
Well, I got sick and tired and Ya don't piss off the cook,
I made up some rollin thunder powder, added it to the stew, man it sure took!
Ole Faithful's belly did rise and the smelly wind blew,
As he blew our teepee away, he yelled," What the Hell was in that stew?"
I proved Sissy wrong, A high classed Lady does FART!
She bent over and blew Ole Faithful to Mexico, Bless Her Little Heart!

Music: Apache