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Forgetting
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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I went to a seminar and found I had forgotten several things. As a result I penned the following words.


Forgot my razor and my pills

Forgot my sweater for the chills

Forgot my second pair of shoes

the kind that really truly soothes

With all these things I have confided

I'm glad toilet paper was provided

 


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 Reviews of "Forgetting"
Reviewed on April 17, 2012
larry,

LOL! I'm so glad for the last line!

Mary

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Too funny. Glad it wasn't a mountain retreat with an old Sears catalog.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
...humorous...something you won't forget.
well done Larry...
John

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on March 8, 2008
Larry, you are on a "roll"

Georg

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 7, 2008
Hahaha!!!!! Welcome back, Larry and next time don't forget to take your "smart" pill, either that or put your wife in charge . . .

Reviewed on March 7, 2008
LOL At least you had that, Larry, they could have provided ... corncobs *WOUCH!* LOL Count your blessings - humor, very well penned. Smile - could be worse -

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 7, 2008
Somethings you just can't do without.


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