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Ads OnTV
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I don't like to watch commercials so I try to use the remote to switch only to find another commercial.
As I sit with remote in hand watching my favorite TV when a commercial comes on I think there’s a conspiracy. When the program stops for an ad I switch to another station and they have a cute little dog getting served some Ken-L- Ration. I switch again quick as I can and possibly pick up a game but there’s another commercial and I can’t remember its name. Commercials seem to be in sync by now I forgot where I switched from and I get those awful singers from some crazy credit dot com. I guess I need to spend money to get myself a new Tivo and fast forward through commercial to watch a commercial free show.

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 4, 2012

I guess you need one of those things designed for every man's needs. I have found myself growing accustomed to constant interruptions and watching the commercials more than the show.

Ron

Reviewed by Connie Faust

Reviewed on March 3, 2012

No commercials? A dream come true! Though I wouldn't mind them as much if they didn't blast out louder than the program I was trying to watch.

Connie

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on March 3, 2012

I usually mute the commercials...e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 2, 2012

I hate commercials. The pvr sure helps; I just fast forward through them. Love and peace,

Regis

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