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A Paperless Office
by Mary E Lacey Desertrat → (All Poetry by Mary E Lacey Desertrat)
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The government wants us to become paperless. This is my prediction:

 

A paperless office is what we need
Or that’s what the big shots important memo decrees.
Well, that’s not so bad, the top of my desk I’ll finally see.

Sounds like a good thing, no clutter, no paper anywhere,
But this doesn’t always work so great, so people beware!

For when the computer goes down from all its hard work
It says, no more, I’ve had enough!  When the pictures
and words disappear from our trusty screen; whatever
will be do, we’re at its mercy you see.

When it says no, I’ll work no more, and just sits there
useless sitting on the floor, where are we then.   Used
to be when the computer went down, get the paper copy we
cried out loud.    But where is the paper copy now?

When all of our data has gone from our lives, no more
computer or paper to fight.   There’s only one thing we
have left to do.  Unplug the thing, go home and retire!

                                         MARY E. LACEY
                                                  2012


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 22, 2012
That's why I have backups. And I religiously backup all my files. I went paperless about 1993 and rarely print anything. There are services now on the Internet that will backup your computer every day so you'll never have to worry about losing anything. Why is it important to go paperless?

At last count I have over thirty thousand documents on my computers, backup files, and on the Internet (most Internet servers are backed up multiple times). If I were to have all those in print in the house, it would entirely fill the house. Back in 1992, I went through my papers from my work at four universities. These papers filled a room. I threw out over 1000 pounds of paper and may have thrown out something of value, I don't know.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 21, 2012
If the government wants us to stop using paper, then what will we use in the bathroom...? ;-) e

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 21, 2012
all hands up for retiring, yippee
budd

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 21, 2012
Ideally, it would be wonderful to be paperless, but it has to be set up properly with "live time" back-up happening. I empathize, Mary. Thanks for sharing. Love and best wishes,

Regis


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