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Feline Computer Tecn
by Mary E Lacey Desertrat → (All Poetry by Mary E Lacey Desertrat)
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Believe it or not, this actually happened! I wasn't getting angry with my husband and the cat fixed everything. Truth is stranger than fiction..

 

 
Darn Computer, what's wrong with it!
Font is too small and resolution too dim.
I've just about had it with this thing
Come here..see if you can figure out its woes
Done all I can I don't know where to go!
Okay, I'll try this button, no, no, that doesn't work
Let's see if I do……
Darn, now the whole thing is gone!
Let's call the computer tech, he'll know
what to good. You're getting on my
nerves, I can't depend on you!
You know you aren't the easiest to work with,
And oh, for crying out loud, get rid of that darn cat!
He just walked across the keyboard……oh my
goodness would you look at that!!
The resolution is bright, the fonts look just right!
What button did he step on, what a crafty feline.
So when you need a computer tech or expert to figure this or that.
 Don't bother, just come
to my house and ask my savvy cat!
 
MARY E. LACEY
2011

 


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 Reviews of "Feline Computer Tecn"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 27, 2014
Cute. One of the most common things that computer repairman report when they arrive in a house where the computer isn't working, is that the computer is unplugged! Do you think that the cat done it? Or the vacuum cleaner?

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 27, 2014
my cat does just the opposite
budd

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 26, 2014
Oh Mary, your cat was just chasing your mouse!

GREAT write!


John Michael

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 26, 2014
You have recalled and shared the experience very effectively, Mary... ...and with wit and humor too. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on January 26, 2014
I have accidentally done the same thing on my own without a cat. Hit a keystroke on the computer accidentally and fixed it. All the while not understanding a thing I did. Who needs cats? Don't we love mysteries. Any fool can fix it given so many possible monkeystrokes. Bob


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