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Football Dad
by Raymond v Morrow → (All Poetry by Raymond v Morrow)
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He is a husband and a father

Loved by one and all.

But he is missing in action

When football comes in the fall.

 

The day of the game

Sees him pawing at the floor.

It is only ten o’clock

His team plays at four.

 

Seven games start at One

His TV controller never gets cool.

 He is going crazy

Checking the football pool.

 

Moans and groans float from the den

His friend call to gloat or cry.

Dad defends his choices

With fire in his eye.

 

At long last his team

Trots across the field.

Dad’s heart fills with joy

He knows they will not yield.

 

The coin toss is won

The teams start to play.

It soon becomes apparent

It is not his team’s day.

 

Balls are dropped kicks are shanked

The officials’ calls are bad.

From the den the screaming stills

And out comes good ole dad.

 

He removes his team’s hat

And puts their beer mug down.

 But we all know he can’t wait

For next week to roll around.

 

Raymond Morrow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Football Dad"
Reviewed on September 15, 2008
Ain't it the truth? I am so sick and tired of football!! And it hasn't even started. This was an excellent write, and so true of "football" husbands and dads. I'm a "football widow" come September.

Mary

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2008
Wowwwww..this is sweet ..just like you...like this dad...be well and safe... big hugs to you

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 15, 2008
Football Dad gives energy and support to the team. What a wonderful dad!!!

Sandie Angel :o)


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