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Ah, Shucks
by Kathleen L. McDonald → (All Poetry by Kathleen L. McDonald)
Friday, March 6, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Love the way kids think


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 Ah, Shucks!

.
I really did not mean to hurt her
It was just a fluke
I did not know she would duck
And loosen her bottom tooth
.
I tried to explain to my mother
But she did not want to hear
She was so very angry
That she pulled the lobe of my ear
.
My sister yelled and cried so hard
It made me jump up out of my chair
I looked at her in surprise
I wanted to laugh but did not dare
.
Ah, shucks, I really did not want to hurt her
I tried to hug her tight and apologize
But she pushed me away 
Pulling on my hair so tight
.
Momma told me to go outside
That I was not to come back in for awhile
To go to the barn and tell my dad what I did
But I was afraid I was going to be put on trial
.
So here I am sitting on the ground
Deciding what I should do
Take a chance and explain to dad
Or hide out from him too
.
I learned a lesson today at least
Not to pull pranks on those you love
Cause they might get hurt by accident
And God is watching from above
.
I told God that I would not do that again
If He would forgive me for being a bad boy
And that I would be good to my sister 
Unless she starts to bug me
Or tries to steal my toys
.
 
 

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 Reviews of "Ah, Shucks"
Reviewed by Dadfire
Reviewed on February 2, 2016
Being an ole country boy when I saw the Ah Shucks title, knew I had to read this one.
I love real life poems that I cannot read without visualizing it while reading.
Dan

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 28, 2015
This is darling Kathleen, a breath of fresh spring air!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on April 5, 2015
hahaha endearing! thanks.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on March 8, 2015
A GEM! YOU KNOW, EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE PICTURE I COULD SEE HIM...THE IMAGERY IS GREAT AND THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR WONDERFUL SENSE OF STYLE AND RHYME. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 7, 2015
That's a perfect picture of me! It seems I was always getting in trouble as a boy. That is, all except the God part.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 7, 2015
Ah shucks, that was cute!

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 6, 2015
Heh.Heh Don't know if I could reason that well at that age, but that switch on my backside made me very careful about what I was about in the future.

Reviewed on March 6, 2015
Kathleen:

This one reminds me of my brother and me in our childhood. A delightful read! Thank you for sharing!

Sandie

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on March 6, 2015
...kids don't think in terms of limits...don't seem to care what others think...if only the adult-world could understand the creative ways of child-like thinking!?..it would help the journey throughout entire life...
Thank you Kathy, for bringing into my thought...that mind-set of my-inner-child...again...

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 6, 2015
~Kathleen~
A sweet and delightful poem. Love the Ah! shucks.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 6, 2015
Thank you for sharing this delightful poem, Kathi. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 6, 2015
Any one that clever deserves a hug.

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on March 6, 2015
This kid's logic makes perfect sense to me.
Is there a problem here? :)


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