Chorus lines of mincing marmots shimmy through my brain Wearing feathered riding breeches teamed with shiny spats; Dreams of dancing pandas come to torture me again As clowns leap from my wardrobe, wearing clashing party hats.
Gallivanting grey gorillas ravish my mind's eye Waving their capacious bottoms in each other's face; Prancing parakeets are baking millet in a pie As ancient aardvarks sashay by in lavender and lace.
Goose-stepping giraffes are marching in my memory's maze The sight of waltzing wallabies is driving me insane; Pirouetting polar bears go spinning through the haze - And that's the last time I shall mix tequila with champagne.
It may be the last time you use that mix, but it
gave you some very creative imagery which gives me
a wide grin, so thank you,but sorry for your hangover;-)
Very interesting visions. I would suggest a few days sleep! or just til the seizures pass anyway! lol
That tequila and champagne would be an almost explosive combination I would think!!
Oh my, I have been there and done that, unfortunately! But with age comes wisdom...if you live that long mixing like that, LOL! Enjoyed this funny one, PT..........Peace, Ed & Rufuz
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love it. Nice work
Paul (a not very well person obviously)
gave you some very creative imagery which gives me
a wide grin, so thank you,but sorry for your hangover;-)
That tequila and champagne would be an almost explosive combination I would think!!
Lisa