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Au Contrere
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I'm totally, conversley, diametrically opposed
to anyone asserting what is foolishly supposed
in completely, truly, utterly and indubitably
pointless contradiction of opinions held by me.

I shall walk in through the out door any time that I may please
or wear pinstripes with polka dots and skate pads on my knees
and people may point out this is intrinsically insane
but I shall simply disagree and do it all again.

To those who give a swift retort, I shall give three more
and tangle them with reasoning that straps them to the floor
and they may beg to differ, while still I disagree
for I am simply perfectly unanimous with me.

© The Potato of Terror, 30/7/99

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Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 3, 2004
lol

Reviewed by C.S. Snow (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
RUBBISH!!!!! I hated it! Twas truly awful!
I have NEVER read ANYTHING so repulsive!

Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)
Reviewed on September 15, 2003
Very very very very very very witty, my ditty!

BTW, dearest POT, have you linked the September 2003 Val Rev to your AD?

Muchos luvos!

la tomate


Reviewed by Thomas Mutchler
Reviewed on May 8, 2003
a fun read :-)

Tom

Reviewed by Josie Wootten
Reviewed on July 2, 2002
actually brilliant
josie


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