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Grammar Drives Me Bananas
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Enumerating first things first Often make me think I'm cursed. "For item one, use firstly first." This twisted English sounds the worst. Firstly came my sister Jean. Then came my brother in between. And lastly came poor little me But "lastly" drives me up a tree. Why can't I say that "Jean came first" Instead of sayng "firstly" first. (c) 2006 Henry L. Lefevre Feel free to copy this poem as long as you give me credit.

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Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed on April 28, 2006

A wise way to guide one to learn and polish the contents of one's grammatical tools through the lines "Grammar Drives Me Bananas".

Outstanding composition.

I salute You, Poet!

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)

Reviewed on April 13, 2006

Love this one! Firstly, because it's good,
and lastly, because it made me chuckle.
Well-done! :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on March 28, 2006

Grammar and I have an understanding. We don't :-) Fun write :-)

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

lol adorable :)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

Whots so hard bout da there grammie, I shore caint see whur hits sew bad?

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

Grammer and me do not see i to i;-) Delightful read Hank!

Eileen

Reviewed by Shoma Mittra

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

Laughed as I read this one. Superb. Especially for us for whom English is not our native tongue.

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