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High Dollars
by kg cummings → (All Poetry by kg cummings)
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had fun with this after listening to an old friend talk about his high dollars ex wife!

^ High Dollars $

 

Feeling mean and ugly today.

Because of one man, all must pay.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

You want to know what’s deep in my heart?

Reach in your wallet, that’s a start.

 ^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

I love diamonds, and rubies are fine.

Hand me a dollar, but never a dime.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

I like hot dogs with sour kraut,

But you better buy steak, if you take me out.

 ^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

You want to know what makes my heart purr?

Picture me wrapped up in an expensive fur.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

I want to travel in a first class chariot.

Better own a Cadillac, or at least a Corvette.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

Hand me a flower, that’s okay.

But to win my heart, give a full bouquet.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

Don’t waste your time with a lollipop.

Make it imported chocolate in a great big box.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

I have a flair for pretty clothes.

Not sure of my size? Just buy gold.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 

You still want to take me out on a date?

Be prepared to pay for my heartbreak.

^$^$^$^$^$^$^$

 


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 Reviews of "High Dollars"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 31, 2010
Too bad the guy didn't figure that out in advance. That old loooooovve train can be pricey. But not on my budget. Patrick

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 31, 2010
I suppose it is amusing to some.

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on January 31, 2010
hizzzterical....a snug fit for many i know...was fun to read...thanks pmedlin

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on January 31, 2010
lol. Wish I had been a high dollar wife. I'm ex and I missed the wine and dine. Love it. Write on. Liz

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on January 31, 2010
Kathy,
That gal can't be a love of mine,
'cause I'd let her know right away, I ain't got a dime.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 31, 2010
a Kool write kg
be prepare to empty my pockets
High maintenance uh!......lol
truly enjoyed your posting
Peace be with you

William


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