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Two of a Kind
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"Of course there are a lot of other reasons / To shuffle back into this mortal coil / The beautiful the true the changing seasons / But I really love to make your blood boil"


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Two of a Kind

I have decided to live and give you fits
Life is worth all your crap to give you the shits
Why should a good poet commit suicide
When a target like you beckons far and wide
For some sharp ridicule? I would be a fool
To pass up an opportunity like this
I am puckering up my sarcasm's kiss
If revenge is sweet your ignorance is bliss

Of course there are a lot of other reasons
To shuffle back into this mortal coil
The beautiful the true the changing seasons
But I really love to make your blood boil
I vow you will only feel the burn you earn
In spite of this I know you never learn
But never mind that as the blind lead the blind
Despite our means and ends let us be friends

Do you remember? We are two of a kind!

+Steven Curtis Lance



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 Reviews of "Two of a Kind"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 30, 2005
It is wonderful the way you offer a way out of the conflict, Stevie. Thank you for sharing this gift. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed on August 29, 2005
What a fun...Chargeeeeeeeee write Stevie-- HARDER to love an enemy but, with the effort--- Great Job---Warmly,Sheee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 29, 2005
A thought provoking write...Steven!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Joni Stewart-Hague
Reviewed on August 29, 2005
WELL DONE ! I like the friendly overture, too. Love your enemies, anyone can love their friends. You put the ball right in their court, my friend. Again, WELL DONE !

Shado

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 28, 2005
Good idea and good challenge to drop the gauntlet but also hold out the hand. Well done Steve
Felix


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