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Nonsensical Epiphany
by +Steven Curtis Lance → (All Poetry by +Steven Curtis Lance)
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Another Friday comes and so the monkey duly and daintily dances: "Should you need nonsense I have some"


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Nonsensical Epiphany

Incremental excremental
Scientific scatology
Eyes wide open and flying blind
Purposefully accidental

It seems to me that this would be
As good a day as any to
Go completely out of my mind
So out I go along with you

Step on a crack till I get back
Hop in the sack in a hopsack
Have a heart and a heart attack
Up is the new down white is black

Should you need nonsense I have some
Nonsensical epiphany
And we can share it over tea
We will celebrate when you come

Giving and taking on the make
Why do you seek my opinion
If you see me as a minion
Of the devil for heaven's sake?

Spend the night with a transvestite
Coincident incidental
Deeply felt where the Bible Belt
Found the fun in fundamental

As demigod and demagogue
Come to blows then come to agree
In superheated dialogue
"This is not about you but me"

+Steven Curtis Lance



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 Reviews of "Nonsensical Epiphany"
Reviewed on October 1, 2005
You SOooo funny-Love it- Warmly,Sheee

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
What a hoot Stevie...

peace and love, Carole

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
What fun!! Reminds me of the Mad Hatter and the caucus in Through
the Looking Glass. . .or was it Alice in Wonderland? H e r e--??
Let's hear it for loony-toons, cracked, crazed, unwrapped, whackadoo, wigged-out, ring-a-ding-a-ding!! T h a n k s!! ;) Pea :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
Your "nonsensical" genius makes a lot of sense once again, Stevie. Thank you. Love and peace to you, my friend; and thank you for the insightful and meaningful comments left on my weekly poem. It means a lot. You're a magician with words. Love and peace. Ton ami de la Colombie-Britannique, Canada.

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
Thank you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori M (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
Enjoyed!
Thanks!

Reviewed by Leysa Lowery
Reviewed on September 30, 2005
Sometimes we just have to be nonsensical -- makes the craziness of life bearable! Enjoyed and chuckled!


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