A tube a tuba toothpaste A train a thought in vain Wasted through unseemly haste To squeeze away the stain Ran off the rails with madness While toothless tuba-mouth Oom-pah-pah-ing with gladness Laughed roses from the south
Squeeze not your tuba top-down Lest toothpaste never come Before you see a cop frown Then feel his kettledrum- Stick beat dissatisfaction Behind the lower brass Squeeze in an upward action Or take it in the ass
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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Joyce Bowling
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The very first thing I thought about when I saw the image was Easter Island and those strange rock statues there.
This is very clever, well written, and colorfully irreverent. I truly bust a gut reading it. Well done!
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
God Bless,
LEw