Say Cheese Whiz (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Say Cheese Whiz
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I never found a dairy cheese I didn't like.

I have a fetish I must sadly confess For life without it Would be infinitely less I’m speaking of cheese Be it Swiss or Romano Or Cheddar or Brie Or fragrant Parmesano Or Soft Monterey Jack With jalapeno slice On toasted tortilla With Mexican rice Don’t forget mozzarella Piled high on the dough With bountiful toppings Makes my pizza a show I love the fontina Atop french onion soup Melted with croutons A marvelous goop I love cheese cut in wedges I love cheese cut in cubes I love cheese cut in slices I love it best in fondues There’s only one cut I really don’t like Treating this as a serious matter Because when the dogs cut the cheese There’s no where to hide Making the entire household Frantically scatter Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 20, 2009

Patrick,

I think you cut the cheese. :) Adorable write!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I love cheese cut in wedges
I love cheese cut in cubes
I love cheese cut in slices

Sounds like we now know who really cut the cheese! (My spouse likes to blame it on the dogs, too!)

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

A cute poem .. Yep, there is a big variety of cheeses to choose from....M

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on July 19, 2009

I can taste the flavor or all those delightful cheeses and enjoyed the laugh

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Adorable piccy and poem, Patrick; thanks for the smiles! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Great job, Patrick. I have three dogs myself so I know just where you're coming from. Well done.

Reviewed by Lori Moore

The perfect afternoon laugh. Thank you.

Reviewed by Will Bates

enjoyed. michael

Reviewed by E T Waldron

I'm eating cheeseits as I comment, i love cheese too;-)
very tasty poem, I enjoyed!

ET

Reviewed by Jms Bell

I AM WITH YOU! I LOVE CHEESE BUT SADLY...IT DOESN'T LOVE ME. AH...THE TRIALS OF LOVE REJECTED AND MENDING WITH NATURAL REMEDIES THAT ARE EQUIVALENT TO EX-LAX(SMILE). THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS YOU. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Patrick,

Hilarious! But your lettuce sentence is true, not just for dogs, but for people!

Mary