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The Good The Bad and The Ugly
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The Good Video driver on my computer is just fine The Bad The monitor is in fact, fried so I had to buy a new one The Ugly My MIS friend cleverly pointed to the power switch Located on the back of the new monitor The monitor that refused to cooperate on Saturday With the flick of a switch it sprang to life My MIS friend tells me that this is the stuff Of Tech Support legend, You know the internet jokes Like the secretary who corrects screen errors with white out Or the user who connects the extension cord to itself Oh great, now I’m a Legend Hmmm What was I saying about technology? Oh yeah, you can’t fix stupid Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 25, 2009

I love modern technology (most of it) but why does it have to be so counfounded complicated? Nicely done, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on December 22, 2009

Now why can't they make computers with language like yours to relate to, I would understand it in a minute, and it be so much more fun. I am just getting back on it now, I had booted it out into the cold for a few days, hoping it catch a chill, but instead I lost a few connections, I'm sure I'll find them sooner or later, maybe never, but I lived without them before, so there is hope. Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on December 22, 2009

Man can I relate!
It's why i adhere to the KISS principal
in most technological arenas I dip into ...
Keep It Simple Stupid
Yup!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 22, 2009

Now why did they put the power switch on the back, not the front, of the monitor??!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

you do have a way with words dear Patrick,if not with the tech stuff!i wonder how you fry a monitor?;-) hehehe take a deep breath,then...

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

We've all done it at one time or other, Patrick. I think we can all relate to this somehow.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

Patrick, okay, you managed to make me laugh today!

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Bennett Kremen

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

I've often seriuosly considered going back to the goose quill. I challenge you to find better poetry written on a computor, even the fastest one.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

You're a hoot Patrick!!!! This is a very funny story, however I'm glad you got things worked out....you're never too old to learn you know...giggle....

Anna

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

I'm living proof you can't fix stupid. But maybe when the implant me with the chip, things will change. There is hope.

Reviewed by Jo Pelletier (Reader)

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

Too funny! [I've been there, done that].

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

I can relate.:) Very amusing piece.

GOD BLESS
Tony Nerone

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on December 21, 2009

Laughing too hard to comment - oh, I so know this ... LOL!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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